U.G.'s Miracle

The
Zen
Master's
miracle
is
when
he
is
hungry
he
eats
thirsty
he
drinks
U.G.'s
miracle
is
that
he
is.
He's
outside
of
the
world
so
no
ups
or
downs
for
him.
He
goes
to
the
shopping
mall
instead
of
the
great
mountain.
Where
is
not
Heaven
for
him?
He
hangs
out
with
losers
like
us.
Who
is
not
holy
to
him?
He
eats
canned
tomatoes
and
drinks
whole
cream.
What
are
preservatives
and
cholesterol
to
him?
He
prefers
Las Vegas
to
the
Grand Canyon
or
even
Sedona:
the
vortices
are
small
dots
of
insignificance
before
his
imperious
presence.
The
Canyon
"just
a
big
hole."
The
whole
earth
itself
with
all
its
power
pomp
and
circumstance
is
just
a
speck
of
dust
in
the
eternity
of
U.G.'s
flashing
eyes.