U.G.: Unlikely Holy Man

Not
holy,
Not
a man?
He looks
like
my
grandmother
sometimes.
He
was
a
rascal
as
a
child.
He's
still
a
rascal.
He
wants
to
steal
our
self-importance
from
us.
All
that
he'll
give
in
return
is
the
Real.
But
what
we
want
is
to
feel
very
good
about
our
illusions.
U.G.
doesn't
play
fair.
After
all,
our
illusions
are
more
profound
at
a
deeper
level
and
have
been
certified by
people-in-the-know.
So
why
does
U.G.
dismiss
them
(and
us
too!)
in
one
quick
glance?