Useless Guy

Of
what
good
is
U.G.?
He
never
pats
our
ego.
He
never
says
what
we
want
to
hear.
He
always
interrupts
our
fantasy
of
getting
better.
What
a
guy!
He
never
comforts
our
despair
or
commiserates
with
our
misery.
He
never
turns
a
blind
eye
to
our
weakness.
So
of
what
use
is
this
guy
to
us?
Yet
for
one
minute
with
him
we
would
turn
our
backs
on
paradise.